Funnier than you
Eggs

So we have eggs at my work for $0.69 a dozen, limit two. Customers are so willing to get as many eggs as they can for this price, that on two separate instances, customers would buy two, leave the store, change clothes, and then come back to get more. Is it really that serious??

Old people shouldn’t eat health food. They need all the preservatives they can get.
Robert Orben
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.
Albert Einstein
theclearlydope:

COLLECT ALL FIVE LOHAN MUGS: Seven more and we can put out a calendar. 

Lohan Mugs

theclearlydope:

COLLECT ALL FIVE LOHAN MUGS: Seven more and we can put out a calendar. 

Lohan Mugs

theclearlydope:

Clearly Dope Innovation: I just got lunch plans. 

Hahaha

theclearlydope:

Clearly Dope Innovation: I just got lunch plans. 

Hahaha

Question

Ok back in olden times, when a child did poorly in school, the parents looked at the child to strive to do better. Now when a child struggles in school, the parents blame the teacher. Doesn’t it ultimately come down to the motivation of that child?

If you only have six teeth, do you really need to be buying a pack of gum?

theclearlydope:

That’s the meanest thing anyone has ever said to me. 

That’s just funny!

theclearlydope:

That’s the meanest thing anyone has ever said to me. 

That’s just funny!

A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on.
Samuel Goldwyn
The Force
This was in front of my daughters kindergarten classroom. I think Yoda hates to recycle also.

The Force
This was in front of my daughters kindergarten classroom. I think Yoda hates to recycle also.